February 6, 2009

Laughter the best medicine

Three Easy Way to Die:

1. Take a Cigar daily-You will die 10 years early.

2. Drink alcohol daily- You will die 20 years early

3. Love someone daily- You will die daily.

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One Liner

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

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The best way to quit alcohol consumption:

Before marriage – drink only when you are sad.

After marriage- drink only when you are happy.

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Three fastest means of communication

  1. Tele-phone
  2. Tele-vision
  3. Tell-a- woman

Need still faster?, tell her not to tell anyone.

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Question/ Answer

Q: Why law does not allow a man to marry two women?

A: B’coz you can’t be punished twice for the same mistake.

And finally,

A man was boasting to his friend, “You know, I am a well known collector of antiques”.

His friend replied, “Yes I know, I have seen your wife!”.



3 Comments:

Prajwol said...

:)

friday afternoon at work was made lot easier with your jokes.

I do feel for Mormon's after reading this :)
(No offense to any Mormon, I was just going along the jokes)

Luna said...

no 3 is not correct ,
rest are very funy !
thank u hai Tharki dada .

nepalean said...

जोक त रमाइलो लाग्यो। अरु त त्यस्तै हो "Before marriage – drink only when you are sad.After marriage- drink only when you are happy." हो त हो कि जस्तो लाग्यो।
ल है ठरकी सर घरमा कुचो खान तम्तयार भएर बसौं!

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