December 20, 2008

हाँस्न मनाहि छ!

हुन त यो पान्डा जी को सेक्सन हो, तर आज म पनि केहि चुटकिलाहरु टाँस्दै छु यहाँ:

मेरो अनुभवमा जोकलाई अरु कुनै भाषामा अनुवाद गर्दा त्यो मौलिक जत्तिकै रमाईलो हुदैन, त्यसैले मैले जुन जुन भाषामा पढें, त्यहि त्यहि भाषामा राख्दै छु :

Some Stupid Q/A

Q. Why did 19 Sardars went to watch a movie?

A. Because it was written outside the hall - "Under 18 not allowed".

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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?

A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?

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In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet

Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....

सपीङ मलमा सरदार:

सरदार: “अरे!, ईस तेलके साथ आनेवाला फ्री गिफ्ट भि देदो”

सेल्स म्यान: “मगर भाई साहब ईसके साथ कोहि गिफ्ट नहि आता है”

सरदार: “अरे मुझको बेबकूफ समझा हे क्या? तेलके बोतलके पिछे साफ लिखा है “कोलस्ट्रोल फ्री” ।

जँड्याको सोच:

A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You've been brought here for drinking."

"Great!...." the drunk exclaimed. "When do we get started?"

लोग्ने मान्छेको साथी र स्वास्नी मान्छेको साथी

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

र अन्तमा यो पनि:

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it, because the thief was spending less than his wife did.



3 Comments:

Luna said...

lol :)
thank you hai .

brilliantman71 said...

great collection ! अब पाण्डाजीले beat गर्न पर्‍यो नि।

Panda said...

ठर्कीजी राम्रो छ ।
अनि ब्रिलियन्टम्यानजी, beat हैन झन फुर्सद पाइयो कम से १-२ दिन सम्म जोक खोज्न हतारिन परेन !!

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